💩🤎 Kind words that make our poopy hearts happy 🤎💩
“I love poo! You get me!” fabulous 8 year old
“That was the best thing I have ever done in my whole life!” 9 year old that made my day!
“That was the most disgusting and awesome thing EVER!” hilarious 10 year old
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“My 3rd grader couldn't stop laughing and thanking me for taking him to the show the whole time!” Mom of the amazing 3rd Grader
“My kid learned (and retained) more in an hour at The Poop Museum, than in a week at school.” Mom who came to the first EVER in-person program
“That was, without question, and by far, the best library program we’ve ever attended!” Dad of 3 genius kiddos
“This program was poopmazing!!! My pre-schooler and first grader LOVED it. I’m an elementary school teacher with experience also teaching middle school, and I genuinely believe Susie would captivate any age learner; I couldn't stop watching as well. Any human would love this program.” - Mom of amazing poop loving pre-schooler and first grader AND teacher
“My son loved this and learned so much. My husband was watching along and states this was by far, his FAVORITE online class we've done.” Mom, and wife to big poop fans
“Susie is the best! If she taught a class about a blade of grass, it would be nothing short of fascinating. My daughter LOVES her and learned so much in this program. We highly recommend her and her program.” Mom who melted my heart!
“Remember us? We came to your program yesterday, but my son begged to do it again, so we found your schedule and drove for an hour to get here!” Truly devoted Mom
“Hi again Susie, I’m back again with more grandkids! We learned the whole Panda skit … watch this! ” Quite possibly the best and most hilarious grandma ever!
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“Your show is the talk of the town!! Everyone loved it!! Thank you so much for a wonderful night! I would definitely love to book you again!!” Assistant Director/Head of Youth Services
“I’ve been at this library for 16 years and this is my favorite program we’ve ever done” Youth Services Librarian
“We usually get 40 - 60 patrons for our Summer Reading opening event, The Poop Museum broke all records with 140!” Youth Services Librarian
“It was the program of the year!!!” Youth Services Librarian
“The Poop Museum was entertaining, educational, and wonderfully disgusting! During this jam-packed program, Susie impressed the kids (and adults) with shocking facts about the many different pooping habits of various species, while opening the door for kids to engage and guide the program along with her. Each kid had moments of rolling on the floor laughter at the absurdity of it all! Attendees were also proud to show off their certificates of poop knowledge and become certified members of "The Poo Crew". Youth Services Librarian
